Black Friday

For the first time in my life (2008) I actually went to a black friday sale. (5AM to get a Wii) At first I thought this wasn't too bad. A crowd outside the door waiting. It took me so long to figure out that there was a line going around a large parking lot. I go to the line and follow it to the end and find out that the end is close to where I started to look in the first place. DX My father and little sister did not want to stay. So home we went and back to bed. The worse part is that there were enough Wii systems that I could have gone at eight in the morning to get one rather than staying on a veeeeery long line in the cold. You see my sis got a call from a friend who went to the same place. I cried to her and begged her to buy me a Wii and that I'll pay her back. She couldn't do it. ): So no cheap Wii for me. But I'm glad I didn't stay because of all the crazy stories I have seen about black friday. If you think about it. Store owners are pretty stupid to allow such a thing.

Ideas to ensure a good black friday.
In other words... no one gets killed. ):
Did you hear about this one?

For the owners...

1. Have a line. Do not open doors to a crowd who is squashing the people in front of it to the glass of the doors.
2. Do not promote stupidness. No stupid contests!
3. Have a police dog to growl at people who try to cut in line.
4. Have big strong people on standby to help out anyone who fell to the ground, grab line cutters or break up a fight.
5. Let people in one at a time every 10 seconds.
6. If anyone steals, they get kicked out of the store.
7. Have police there.
8. No children allowed. Must be 16 or older.
9. Do not have an item on sale if there are only a few of them.
10. If you are going to open your doors early like 5AM then pass out special tickets to people who got on the line first. Lets say anyone who came before 4AM. These people can go home and come back later to get the items they want at the same price they were on, on black friday. Tickets expire when the day is out. If items they want are out of stock then they can buy them when they come in, at still the low black friday price as long as they come in later in the afternoon and tell the store what they wanted.

For the people...
1. Know what you want to buy.
2. Do not run if there are a lot of people.
3. If you're broke then don't bother coming.
4. Leave your kids at home. If you can't, then forget it.
5. Stay close to the sides of the crowd. DO NOT GO IN THE MIDDLE!
6. If coming early... bring hot drinks.
7. Park your car close to the line so a friend can easily go back and forth to bring you warm treats, blankets, etc.


******Black Friday Videos******
You will never want to go to a Black friday sale ever again.

Warning - JAWS... WILL... DROP... D8







The vid below has a scary beginning. Wait till it's fully download to get the full expereance.

List of Truths

These are the truths of the world. You can choose to not believe them but that will not change the fact that they are true.

1. There is not a single thing that everyone in the whole world agrees on weather it be fact or opinion.

2. You cannot judge a person by the way they look.

3. Good can come from bad... and bad can come from good.

4. You cannot righteously judge till you know the reasons behind one's actions.

5. A fact is the majority truth of today. (Years ago it was a fact that the earth was flat because most people believed it was.)

6. The older are not always the wiser.

7. History repeats itself not because we didn't learn it but because we think we can do it better this time.

8. Whether you be a male or female... old or young... from a third world country or born in a mansion... A smart person can be born anywhere.

9. You cannot control the future.

10. A stitch in time saves nine. Translation -> Solve a problem now or else it'll just get bigger and bigger.

11. To solve a problem you need to think two steps ahead instead of making solutions that cause new problems. Ex Hybrids are made of new materials rather then the leftovers of scrapped non hybrids.

12. Before you determine if someone is smart or not, you must refer to a field. (Science, math, life, street, comic books, etc) Intelligence is too board to narrow down.

13. An idiot is someone who didn't know what you consider basic knowledge.

14. Most things people say are opinions.

15. More than half of the world's problems would never have happened if people have just followed these 4 commandments:

Thou shalt not kill. (Unless it's for food or defense)

You shall not commit adultery. (Don't have an affair. That's why divorces are for. :) Oh and keep it in your pants till you hear wedding bells.)


You shall not steal. (In other words, besides the obvious... do not force someone to do something because then you are stealing their free will. This covers slaves and rape. )


You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor. (No spreading rumors, good or bad. You may ruin someone's reputation at the end.)