Tell me if this sounds great. You're feeling down in the slumps. You had a lousy day and feel like you should go under a rock. So what do you do? Grab a huge bucket of ice cream? Listen to singers who are mad at their dads? Oh.. Oh how about Mister Happy Heroin. *takes out needle* :D
Come on! Seriously, is life so bad that you're willing to escape it by risking your safety or worse, your brain cells.
Here's my analogy for your brain on drugs.
*shows you a bagel* This is your brain.
*puts it in toaster and burns it* This is your brain on drugs.
*takes out 3 month old bagel from dark corner of the cabinet* This is your brain after lots of drugs. Green is such a lovely color.
Ways to escape troubles..
Replace drugs with...
Video Games
Anime
The Web
Chocolate
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Welcome humans to your salvation. Here the truth will be shoved down your throats and you shall not leave till you realize that using your brain and ignoring certain norms can be a good thing. The idiot is evolving and soon will rule this world 100%. So point out the flaws and mistakes of humankind so we can start fixing them.
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